We have a nice lie-in and head for breakfast at that Rendezvous place again. Aaron hasn’t fully woken up and you don’t want to wind him up in this state – just so you know. We had a fair few beggar type childers coming up to our table and I thought he was gonna lose the plot and deck them!!! Yup, mister grumpy in the morning – espesh if he aint had coffee, fag and food – you have been warned.
Anyhoo, we decide to go for a massage which is advertised next door to our hostel. It all looks fine and not at all dodgy…….until we walk in and from up above this woman appears behind a curtain ‘hello? You want massage? You want 1 hour yes?’ and we were like ‘yup’ – and I could’ve sworn she was naked and oily behind that curtain……..oh feck…..i aint looking forward to this – don’t want any dodgy shenanigans!!!! We go upstairs and we get our feet washed by these wee kiddies – they could be 25 for all I know – they just look really young!!! Then we get led into a room full of beds…..the room looks very familiar – oh yeah, like our brothel room in Bangkok…hahaha….i’m nervous now!! Especially as Dave is in bed next to me and Aaron at the end – each with their own small Cambodian woman to rub away their woes……
OWW!!!!!!!
My god, that massage was not that relaxing at all!! They proper poke and prod you – I swear I must have bruises now!!! Those pesky kids have powerful hands – then then stretch and make you contort into random p
ositions…..ow again!!! The hour goes by – thank god – and we’re covered in baby oil about to go out in the midday sun – hahah – good plan!
We walk to the Palace and mooch around there for a bit – its very similar to the Grand Palace in Bangkok. Buildings are beautiful but we’re all templed out so we head to that sports bar place for some drinks and abuse their internet for free. I watch a bit of tennis semi final and people watch as the lads are on internet. Ugh, there is a german in the bar – looks like he may run it or just knows the management, as he goes behind the bar a lot – and he is hideous. He has a ginger long ponytail, receding hair and fat stomach in an illfitting hawaiian shirt – what a catch! And to make matters worse, he is leering all over the waitresses in there and they are hating it!!! Ugh, those poor women and again, they may even have to let him do the deed if he pays the right money – I DON’T GET IT!!!!!! Bleurgh!!!!
Anyhoo, back to hostel to get changed and we head for a Thai meal later on that nite – I ask for noodles and get…….super noodles –I kid you not!!!! Super noodles in Cambodia – who’d have thought it!? The shame!! Up early tomoz – ugh – another long ass bus ride….booo….but then its bye bye cambodia – really like the country but not keen on Phnom Penh – really smelly with too much rubbish around.
Anyhoo, we decide to go for a massage which is advertised next door to our hostel. It all looks fine and not at all dodgy…….until we walk in and from up above this woman appears behind a curtain ‘hello? You want massage? You want 1 hour yes?’ and we were like ‘yup’ – and I could’ve sworn she was naked and oily behind that curtain……..oh feck…..i aint looking forward to this – don’t want any dodgy shenanigans!!!! We go upstairs and we get our feet washed by these wee kiddies – they could be 25 for all I know – they just look really young!!! Then we get led into a room full of beds…..the room looks very familiar – oh yeah, like our brothel room in Bangkok…hahaha….i’m nervous now!! Especially as Dave is in bed next to me and Aaron at the end – each with their own small Cambodian woman to rub away their woes……
OWW!!!!!!!
My god, that massage was not that relaxing at all!! They proper poke and prod you – I swear I must have bruises now!!! Those pesky kids have powerful hands – then then stretch and make you contort into random p
ositions…..ow again!!! The hour goes by – thank god – and we’re covered in baby oil about to go out in the midday sun – hahah – good plan!We walk to the Palace and mooch around there for a bit – its very similar to the Grand Palace in Bangkok. Buildings are beautiful but we’re all templed out so we head to that sports bar place for some drinks and abuse their internet for free. I watch a bit of tennis semi final and people watch as the lads are on internet. Ugh, there is a german in the bar – looks like he may run it or just knows the management, as he goes behind the bar a lot – and he is hideous. He has a ginger long ponytail, receding hair and fat stomach in an illfitting hawaiian shirt – what a catch! And to make matters worse, he is leering all over the waitresses in there and they are hating it!!! Ugh, those poor women and again, they may even have to let him do the deed if he pays the right money – I DON’T GET IT!!!!!! Bleurgh!!!!
Anyhoo, back to hostel to get changed and we head for a Thai meal later on that nite – I ask for noodles and get…….super noodles –I kid you not!!!! Super noodles in Cambodia – who’d have thought it!? The shame!! Up early tomoz – ugh – another long ass bus ride….booo….but then its bye bye cambodia – really like the country but not keen on Phnom Penh – really smelly with too much rubbish around.
Hayley
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